-You take off your girlfriends underwear and say headquarters located -A camera flashes, you drop to the floor. -Ur playin football and blame the other team of lagging. -You Get A New Job And Tell The Boss I Dont Clan Hop -Your Name Is Rampage169 -You are running late and see the bus pass by and wish you had a p90 with extreme condtioning to catch it. -You wish you had sleight of hand....in those times of need ;D -You go to the army and make fun of the commander for using a grenade launcher. -You are cooking up a hot pocket and turn the microwave on and off real quick and then back off and wait for someone to rush in on you. -You Get A Bad Grade In Class And Dispute It. I Found A Vacant Room And I Stuck My Overgrown Pipeline In uR Mums BackLot And Had 2 Countdown iN Chinatown Until I Had A Downpour In Her Wetwork.
You know you've played COD5 too much when you run to your car so Carl doesn't shoot you in the back of the head and take your ride.