Who wants to be my HeteroValentine?

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  1. John Doe

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    There are perks!
     
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    So in!!!
     
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    Sweet, so what are we hoping for as far as perks?
     
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    nude pics
     
  8. John Doe

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    Nude pics? That's it?

    My dick has been posted on this site before...
     
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    must have missed it

    and that wasn't a penis joke
     
  10. John Doe

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    No, if you had seen the pic you wouldn't have missed it.. that's for damn sure.
     
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    So, no more takers?
     
  13. DUKE

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    where are these perks you are speaking of?
     
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    I could be in for this. Pat seems to be less of a prick lately so that's ok with me.
     
  15. John Doe

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    Bend over and I'll show ya?

    I dunno, that is kind of flexible... I have many perks I could provide! A Central Texas vacation, perhaps? :D
     
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    how long of a trip to dallas is it from your place pat?
     
  17. John Doe

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    any lines on some cheap dallas cowboys jerseys out your way
     
  19. John Doe

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    Well, what would you consider cheap and what would you want? Brand, style, etc... I can check. This is Cowboy Country, after all...

    ...if you want Texas Longhorns crap, heh... that's a bit easier.
     
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    hell with that college shit

    I want a jersey, preferably the authentic variety. Just trying to shop for the best deals. I heard of a few in my area but I figure dallas area MUST be cheaper :x:
     
  21. John Doe

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    What size?
     
  22. thunder

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    Pat was mean to be once.
     
  23. John Doe

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    For real? Why? Were you being a cunt?
     
  24. thunder

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    No.. years ago, you ripped me apart saying all this negative shit about the way I looked.

    It wasn't very nice.
     
  25. John Doe

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    I don't even remember that! Are you sure it was me?

    Clearly you're not over it.. sad. :(
     
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    XS to show off his figure

    :lol:
     
  27. David Puddy

    yeah, that's right

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    i would just use you for your car
     
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    Which one? (tells a lot about your personality!)
     
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    Bimmer.
     
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    Oh wait, no... the only thing I'd use you for; is a big snuggly pillow :brows:
     
  31. John Doe

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    So, you want me to get fat again? Is this what you're telling me?

    I'm not particularly... soft... right now. :lol:
     
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    Oh, yeah... Thats the only image of Pat we know though, since you don't post pics :p
     
  33. John Doe

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    DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED FOR THREE AND A HALF YEARS THE LAST TIME I POSTED A PIC?!?!?!?!?!?
     
  34. thunder

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    You made a comment about my skin... acne scars and shit. So whenever I see any scars, I'm reminded.

    Words don't go away like bruises :happysad:
     
  35. John Doe

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    Sooooo... I'm assuming you don't want to be my HeteroValentine, then?
     

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