what the shit

Discussion in 'Reality Check' started by Cooper, Jan 26, 2009.

  1. Cooper

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    So I fell on the ice in High Level yesterday, right under my truck.

    I fell last night, off my chair and ontop my desk, and now I have a lovely purple bruise on my arm.

    I have been paperwork free for like 2 weeks.. Then tonight I have to do some stuff, due for tomorrow morning.. After hearing the consultants go on about how all the medics mess it up, I laughed because it's something I've done a million times and its super easy. 5 minutes away from being done and I hold on the shift key for 8 seconds, essentially ruining my life. I can't type, use excell, go on msn, etc. I freak out for a bit and after fucking around for 2 hours its fixed and I finish my report.

    I fall on the way to the consultant shack to bring said report.

    My msn has "remember me" stuck, but its not my password, so I can't log in.

    If I fall one more time I am just not getting up.

    /life. :lol:
     
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  3. nb132

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    Okay things usually happen in 3s... You must be in increments of 3s. :eek3:
     
  5. Elcoopto

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    thats where you went.
     
  6. Cooper

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    I fall a lot, so that part doesn't suprise me.


    I forgot, when I went to the consultants shack to do it on his comp, he said he was pretty smart with comps, so he was going to try and fix my issue..

    Told him what I did, he tried it... Fucked his computer up for over an hour :lol:

    Not only was I bad luck yesterday, I was contagious bad luck.
     
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    you suck at life :happysad:
     
  8. Cooper

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    Only sometimes :happysad:


    Can anyone explain the holding the shift button for 8 seconds thing?
     
  9. *Jani*

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    I'm tempted to try it at work, see if I'll get out of work for the afternoon :lol:
     
  10. ingress

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    Sticky Keys
     
  11. Cooper

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    Tried turning em off, on, restarting, control pannel, holding the shift key and pressing a different option each time. Nothinggg.
     
  12. ingress

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    tap the shift key 5 times

    hold-release-hold release ....
     
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  14. Cooper

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    She's fixed now, but I am bookmarking this thread for the next time!! Thank you :)
     
  15. Elcoopto

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    I did this in class once. I fell asleep with my finger on shift and woke up to that skeet sound it makes when sticky keys comes on.
     
  16. ingress

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    I have burned by that too many times

    and ¶ all over Outlook/Word
    CTRL+SHIFT+8

    tha one comes up alot
     
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  17. thunder

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    Awwwwwww cooper :rofl: You and I would be ridiculous together. I always have random bruises on my body that I cant remember where they came from - falling down, walking into things, etc. :hugs:
     
  18. Cooper

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    We'll be together someday <3
     
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    I forsee a webline.
     

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