You have Jenna Jaimeson as your user text. Although she was once attractive she now is unnatractive, making me impartial. You are a surveyor. You get to work outside I imagine, but some of it must suck too. You smoke weed. This does not make me want to finger you, nor does it make me want to spit in your face.
You post tremendous amounts of porn. I dont masturbate so it's meh. You are cute, but an expensive date, so enh. I have never seen a pic of you, but you're probably an ugly cocksucker so meh.
You work at a fishplant. At least it's not IT. You are pretty, but you live in the asshole of the universe. You take your job faaaaarrr more seriously than neccessary. You are not a spineless liberal, but don't like George Thorogood either. You are very pretty, but you smoke. I don't know much about you, but you are in AB so meh. You have big tits, but your b/f is a meathead.
You hunt and fish, and we share a brain. But you also haven't hunted in ages slut. You seem like one of those overachieving broads, but you are attractive so meh.
You are the epitomy of man, guns trucks and beard, but you ruin it all by owning a vw. You are a pirate, ex army but I think you might be a bumhugger.
