WEDNESDAY, SO IS YOUR DAD

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  1. Elcoopto

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    WHAT IN THE BONER BLASTING CASTUS FARM IS UP?
    MIDTERM MIDTERM DISCUSSION GROUP SUICIDE

    BODYWASH OR SOAP?
    BODY WASH BABY

    WHY DO I FART SO MUCH WHEN I FIRST WAKE UP?
    I DUNNO
     
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    WHAT IN THE BONER BLASTING CASTUS FARM IS UP?
    rolling into work, about to start aforementioned 'work'

    BODYWASH OR SOAP?
    BODY WASH BABY

    WHY DO I FART SO MUCH WHEN I FIRST WAKE UP?
    you fart all day, and probably don't when you sleep, so it builds up. recommended course of action: dutch oven nearest female
     
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    WHAT IN THE BONER BLASTING CASTUS FARM IS UP?
    just got to work... english toffee here waiting for me woo

    BODYWASH OR SOAP?
    BODY WASH

    WHY DO I FART SO MUCH WHEN I FIRST WAKE UP?
    what do you eat before you sleep? beans?
     
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    WHAT IN THE BONER BLASTING CASTUS FARM IS UP?
    JUST GOT TO WORK..KIND OF TIRED AFTER A 16 HOUR WORK DAY FOLLOWED BY A 17 HOUR WORK DAY FOLLOWED BY TODAY.

    BODYWASH OR SOAP?
    BODY WASH, BOIIII

    WHY DO I FART SO MUCH WHEN I FIRST WAKE UP?
    YOU EAT SO MUCH SPICY SHIT AND DON'T POOP IT OUT RIGHT AWAY SO IT'S JUST SITTING IN YOUR GUTS, BURNING HOLES IN THEM WHILE YOU SLEEP.
     
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    WHAT IN THE BONER BLASTING CASTUS FARM IS UP?
    Work and then the gym.

    BODYWASH OR SOAP?
    Body wash or soap, no real preference.

    WHY DO I FART SO MUCH WHEN I FIRST WAKE UP?
    No idea.
     
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    I'm on my way to god damn Work. hopefully look for more places to live tonight before i stress myself out anymore. And i Choose body wash. as for your flapping ass Cheeks, stop snoring somuch and see what happens. you probably swallow too much air. haha
     
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    hmmm i did have bean dip at midnight
     
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    WHAT IN THE BONER BLASTING CASTUS FARM IS UP?
    WORK, GYM, WORK, MT, HOME

    BODYWASH OR SOAP?
    SOAP

    WHY DO I FART SO MUCH WHEN I FIRST WAKE UP?
    BECAUSE WHEN YOU GET UP FROM YOUR BED, YOUR ORGANS PUTS MORE PRESSURE ON YOUR INTESTINES AND MAKES YOU FART MORE. AND I BASE THIS ON ABSOLUTLY NOTHING
     
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    GIGGITY, GIGGITY, GIGGITY

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    WHAT IN THE BONER BLASTING CASTUS FARM IS UP?
    work all day, then some schooling and maybe beer club tonight.
    BODYWASH OR SOAP?
    BODY WASH

    WHY DO I FART SO MUCH WHEN I FIRST WAKE UP?
    Let's face it, everyone farts. The act of farting, or flatulence, can be a surprising, often embarrassing, potentially stinky, and sometimes outright booming experience that many people would be more than happy to do without. Seriously, though, when it comes down to it, what's farting all about? There must be a good reason, or two, for the, a-hem, unpleasant flatus, a.k.a., gas, right?

    Well, for starters, the gas that makes up a fart comes from two sources: more originates from the breakdown of food by the digestive system, and some is from swallowed air. In the first case, foodstuffs are broken down by enzymes, stomach acids, and intestinal bacteria in order for the energy in them to be made available to the body. Through the processes of digestion and fermentation, gases can be liberated from what's eaten. In the second case, air that a person swallows from eating, drinking, breathing, chewing gum, and being stressed, among other ways of entry, that's not expelled during a burp travels through the stomach and intestine, transforming into fart-ready mode. In either case, the gases flow down through the rest of the digestive tract and eventually exit the body — Poof! Ping! Pfft! Toot-toot! Kaboom! — expelled as a fart, or farts. And this silent or noisy expulsion of air can help bring about some relief and comfort from a buildup of gas within the lower part of the body.

    By the way, the gases that make up a fart are composed mostly of hydrogen, carbon dioxide, and methane. Farts smell obnoxious because of the breakdown of compounds containing sulfur (think rotten eggs). Some foods, such as cabbage, eggs, onions, and meat, contain more sulfur than others, which is why some farts smell worse than other farts.

     
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    WHAT IN THE BONER BLASTING CASTUS FARM IS UP?
    Working.

    BODYWASH OR SOAP?
    Soap.

    WHY DO I FART SO MUCH WHEN I FIRST WAKE UP?
    Just because.
     
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    So you're not going to the gym today?
     
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    Nope, I work 1-9.
    I dont go on thoes days , or did you forget.
     
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    WHAT IN THE BONER BLASTING CASTUS FARM IS UP?
    GOING TO WORK IN 1 HOUR. I'LL BE THERE UNTIL 8. MUCH OF MY EVENING WILL BE SPENT LOOKING FOR A NEW, LESS SHITTY, JOB IN HALIFAX.

    BODYWASH OR SOAP?
    BODY WASH ON MY BODY, DOVE OR IVORY SOAP ON MY FACE

    WHY DO I FART SO MUCH WHEN I FIRST WAKE UP?
    SHIT THAT COULDN'T GET OUT WHILE YOU WERE STATIONARY FINDS A WAY OUT ONCE YOU'RE MOBILE.
     
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    Yea I forgot....that's why I brought it up. :rolleyes: Actually I was making fun of you for not going when you work at 1pm.
     
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    if I work late shifts, I find my gym routine goes to hell too... :o

    No matter what time I start work, I can never seem to get myself to the gym before work.. :lol:
     
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    WHAT IN THE BONER BLASTING CASTUS FARM IS UP?
    Being bored at work til 4:30 then going to my friends for supper :D

    BODYWASH OR SOAP?
    Body wash!

    WHY DO I FART SO MUCH WHEN I FIRST WAKE UP?
    Not a clue, sorry I couldn't be of more help!!! :lol:
     
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    For awhile there I was getting up at 4:15am to go to the gym before work because I knew I would be working late. Now that Christmas is over I can go back to sleeping in until 6am.
     
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    What can I say.. I'm a slacker... :kekeke:

    Props to you though :)
     
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    I MISS THESE
     
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