Discussion in 'Reality Check' started by John Doe, Feb 26, 2009.
...where I'm just not sure I can make it all the way to 5pm to bust a deuce.
I live an hour from here.
i'm going to drop a deuce in a minute here
No indoor plumbing at work?
I'm not letting any part of my body come in contact with the facilities here.
Or any public facilities, for that matter.
I am a big fan of public pooping.
I don't think I could work somewhere I didn't feel comfortable pooping.
I'm a big fan of paid while you poop. Fuck, I even stay in there extra long and just work from my blackberry.
I often don't have a choice. IBS FTL.
and I'm back, epic success
I highly recommend it patty cakes.
Carry lysol wipes
wipe your bum with lysol
I wouldn't be able to work anywhere that has a public facility, if that were the case.
I even clean the toilet at home before I use it... which is kind of taking it too far.
I figure about $40 worth of my bi-weekly paycheck is covering time spent dropping off the kids. I like poopin here more then my own apartment.
Since someone started stocking the shitter with car mags it's awesome!
Buy those toilet wipe things...
Being paid to poop ftw
Taking into account travel time, you just had a 4 minute shit.
i was prairie dogging it before I got there
Regardless of whether or not the hostages were trying to escape, a good negotiator takes the time to do it right so nobody is left behind.
haha. i'll also have you know you over-estimated the travel time, it was a no more than 15 second expedition to the promised land
I will shit anywhere. Holding poop in is the lose.
That's... well... something to note.
I usually make an ass gasket no matter where I am outside of my house, and even then I will give it a wipe with a disinfectant cloth.
Expections have been made when it is a matter of life and death.
Working at home FTW. Although the cleaning lady is here and I can't shit while she's cleaning the toilet.
I know a certain someone who cares not if Singaporean cleaning ladies are present or not
see, I'd rather shit in a toilet that someone else is going to need to clean
What do you mean you can't, just tell her you have to use it, drop a rim rocker, exit bathroom.
The guy I shared a room with in Mexico did this and the cleaning lady was pissed. It would make for a great FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU picture.
technically, they just saw the aftermath...u and kalman were actually in the front row
fuck that was amazing
...and I'd rather shit in one that I know has been cleaned.