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Today is one of those days...

Discussion in 'Reality Check' started by John Doe, Feb 26, 2009.

  1. John Doe

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    ...where I'm just not sure I can make it all the way to 5pm to bust a deuce.
     
  2. billybob

    The Schooner, the better.

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    Shit break?
     
  3. John Doe

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    I live an hour from here.
     
  4. Leviathan

    It's all in your mind....

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    i'm going to drop a deuce in a minute here
     
  6. hank

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    No indoor plumbing at work?
     
  7. John Doe

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    I'm not letting any part of my body come in contact with the facilities here.
     
  8. John Doe

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    Or any public facilities, for that matter.
     
  9. Elcoopto

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    I am a big fan of public pooping.
     
  10. billybob

    The Schooner, the better.

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    I don't think I could work somewhere I didn't feel comfortable pooping.
     
  11. billybob

    The Schooner, the better.

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    I'm a big fan of paid while you poop. Fuck, I even stay in there extra long and just work from my blackberry.
     
  12. Jenn

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    I often don't have a choice. :( IBS FTL.
     
  13. User1628

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    and I'm back, epic success

    I highly recommend it patty cakes.
     
  14. markw

    ....

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    Carry lysol wipes
     
  15. Elcoopto

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    fuck yeah,

    wipe your bum with lysol
    cry
    ???????
    profit
     
  16. John Doe

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    I wouldn't be able to work anywhere that has a public facility, if that were the case.

    I even clean the toilet at home before I use it... which is kind of taking it too far.
     
  17. dannyboy

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    I figure about $40 worth of my bi-weekly paycheck is covering time spent dropping off the kids. I like poopin here more then my own apartment.
     
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    Since someone started stocking the shitter with car mags it's awesome!
     
  19. Bean

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    Buy those toilet wipe things...
     
  20. hank

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    Being paid to poop ftw
     
  21. *Jani*

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    :werd: :(
     
  22. Cheddar

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    Taking into account travel time, you just had a 4 minute shit.

    That's sad.
     
  23. User1628

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    i was prairie dogging it before I got there
     
  24. Cheddar

    Red is the New Green

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    Regardless of whether or not the hostages were trying to escape, a good negotiator takes the time to do it right so nobody is left behind.
     
  25. User1628

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    haha. i'll also have you know you over-estimated the travel time, it was a no more than 15 second expedition to the promised land
     
  26. thunder

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    I will shit anywhere. Holding poop in is the lose.
     
  27. John Doe

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    That's... well... something to note.
     
  28. Duggan

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    I usually make an ass gasket no matter where I am outside of my house, and even then I will give it a wipe with a disinfectant cloth.

    Expections have been made when it is a matter of life and death.
     
  29. infatuous

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    Working at home FTW. Although the cleaning lady is here and I can't shit while she's cleaning the toilet.
     
  30. User1628

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    I know a certain someone who cares not if Singaporean cleaning ladies are present or not
     
  31. thunder

    my av is me

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    see, I'd rather shit in a toilet that someone else is going to need to clean
     
  32. Duggan

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    What do you mean you can't, just tell her you have to use it, drop a rim rocker, exit bathroom.

    The guy I shared a room with in Mexico did this and the cleaning lady was pissed. It would make for a great FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU picture.
     
  33. David Puddy

    yeah, that's right

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    technically, they just saw the aftermath...u and kalman were actually in the front row
     
  34. User1628

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    fuck that was amazing
     
  35. John Doe

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    ...and I'd rather shit in one that I know has been cleaned.
     

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