Today, a Haiku...

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  1. John Doe

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    ...on the subject of your choice, courtesy of me.

    Line 'em up!
     
  2. markw

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    Bumsex
     
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    skateboarding :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    arachnophobia.
     
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    bend over daddy
    i'm going to tickle your throat
    prepare for release
     
  6. markw

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    :golfclab:

    Bravo
     
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    I love elgranto
    he is so awesome and cool
    elgranto ho ho
     
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    The hubble telescope.
     
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    milking venom from snakes.
     
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    Benito Mussolini
     
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    I saw a book on haikus on sale at chapters the other night.
     
  12. John Doe

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    kick, push like lupe
    damn son get a fucking car
    seriously, man
     
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    Topics I would like to see haikus on

    flux capacitor
    shoes
    potatoes
    human rights
     
  14. John Doe

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    damn those are scary
    spider legs are gross, hairy
    you mean the movie?
     
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    my rat
     
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    :rofl:
     
  17. John Doe

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    step the fuck off bitch
    try to be original
    make your own damn thread
     
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    gnarly mirror there
    pristine universal view
    damn that's expensive
     
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    showed me how to milk the snakes
    no, not that kind, man
     
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    dictator or dick
    perspective writes history
    but fuck Italians
     
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  22. Ty

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    Texas: Steers and queers.

    :lol:
     
  23. John Doe

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    I want to travel
    that shit is just christmas lights
    jiggawat, a lot

    homeless people need
    to have warm shoes in winter
    or a bath or job

    the most versatile
    I love them baked with sour cream
    or fry them shits, hon

    torture is so lame
    and really pretty dated
    but still sometimes fun
     
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    what a douchefaggot
    with your lame ass movie quote
    step the fuck off, bitch
     
  25. John Doe

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    you really have one
    that's pretty fucking gross, man
    but not surprising
     
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    I want a Haiku on Boots.
     
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    get ripped up for this
    going to do it anyway
    what a damned moron
     
  28. Ty

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    Subject: Haikus
     
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  30. John Doe

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    Canada is rad
    I really want to visit
    since my ban is up

    a bra can't do much
    after all, gravity wins
    nature is a bitch

    drop spill crush tainted
    horray for my renewal
    life was simpler then

    odelay hombre
    donde esta el bano
    minimum wage rocks
     
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    we have had our fights
    but I still love that bootsie
    do not want booty
     
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    Fuck off, since when? :eek7::eek7:
     
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    needing attention
    what a big surprise that is
    high maintenance girl
     
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    Couple years ago, didn't I tell you? LOL banned for a decade...
     
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