THURSDAY HAIKU MOTHER FONDLERS

Discussion in 'Reality Check' started by Elcoopto, Jan 22, 2009.

  1. Elcoopto

    Elcoopto
    [OP]
    Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2004
    Messages:
    25,038
    Likes Received:
    155
    Location:
    Downtown
    HERE IS HOW THIS FUCKING WORKS. THREE QUESTIONS, THREE ANSWERS THREE LINES. FIRST LINE HAS FIVE FUCKING SYLLABLES, SECONDS HAS 7 LAST HAS FIVE.

    THE QUESTIONS,
    WHAT THE FUCK IS UP?
    WHAT ARE YOUR WEEKEND PLANS?
    DO YOU LIKE BEER?

    SHOOTING AT RABBITS
    ARMY EXCERCIZE FOR ME
    I LOVE TO DRINK BEER
     
  2. Mystik

    New Member

    Joined:
    Feb 10, 2005
    Messages:
    15,048
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Halifax
    WHAT THE FUCK IS UP?
    WHAT ARE YOUR WEEKEND PLANS?
    DO YOU LIKE BEER?

    First work, then the gym
    Just the wife's graduation
    Not as much as you
     
  3. Kaylahaha

    It's all good.

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2007
    Messages:
    6,300
    Likes Received:
    3
    Location:
    Nova Scotia.
     
  4. nb132

    Drunk Batman hates you

    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2003
    Messages:
    28,902
    Likes Received:
    32
    Location:
    Tha 36 Chambers
    paid some bills online
    looks like shooting some races
    beer and i are tight
     
  5. Elcoopto

    Elcoopto
    [OP]
    Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2004
    Messages:
    25,038
    Likes Received:
    155
    Location:
    Downtown
    klr is ok
    i guess i think she's ok
    mew mew mew mew mew
     
  6. Ty

    Ty
    Freddy Beach Bad Boy

    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2004
    Messages:
    4,305
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Freddy Beach, NB
     
  7. Kaylahaha

    It's all good.

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2007
    Messages:
    6,300
    Likes Received:
    3
    Location:
    Nova Scotia.
     
  8. Skater003

    New Member

    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2008
    Messages:
    334
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Fredericton
    School, school, and more school
    Visiting my grandfather in the hospital, chilling, and going to a play!
    Omg, what I would do for a beer now...is that bad at 9:30 am???? :shrug:
    [/QUOTE]
     
  9. Elcoopto

    Elcoopto
    [OP]
    Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2004
    Messages:
    25,038
    Likes Received:
    155
    Location:
    Downtown
  10. hank

    Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2006
    Messages:
    14,307
    Likes Received:
    639
    Location:
    Halifax
    THE QUESTIONS,
    WHAT THE FUCK IS UP?
    WHAT ARE YOUR WEEKEND PLANS?
    DO YOU LIKE BEER?

    Working like a slave
    Drink Drink Drink Drink Drink Drink Drunk
    Beer: God's greatest gift
     
  11. John Doe

    New Member

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2003
    Messages:
    26,891
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    U.S.A.
    :lol:

    working and cleaning
    spending time with my partner
    I don't drink at all
     
  12. jspurr

    Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 27, 2004
    Messages:
    3,629
    Likes Received:
    120
    Location:
    Meaghers Grant
    sitting in my chair
    nothing is on the radar
    drink beer i love to
     
  13. Mystik

    New Member

    Joined:
    Feb 10, 2005
    Messages:
    15,048
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Halifax
    :wtf: 5,7,5?
     
  14. User1628

    Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2004
    Messages:
    45,612
    Likes Received:
    90
    Location:
    Nova Scotia
    WHAT THE FUCK IS UP?
    not much at all, friend
    WHAT ARE YOUR WEEKEND PLANS?
    i hope for positive news
    DO YOU LIKE BEER?
    of course i like beer
     
  15. hank

    Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2006
    Messages:
    14,307
    Likes Received:
    639
    Location:
    Halifax
    New european 5,20,20 version. They say it has a better flow but I don't agree.
     
  16. Miss Shawty

    Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2008
    Messages:
    15,243
    Likes Received:
    215
    Location:
    Halifax

    :ugh2:
     
  17. Elcoopto

    Elcoopto
    [OP]
    Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2004
    Messages:
    25,038
    Likes Received:
    155
    Location:
    Downtown
    Too complex or what?
     
  18. Miss Shawty

    Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2008
    Messages:
    15,243
    Likes Received:
    215
    Location:
    Halifax
    I dont like short anwsers!
     
  19. Elcoopto

    Elcoopto
    [OP]
    Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2004
    Messages:
    25,038
    Likes Received:
    155
    Location:
    Downtown
    you fucked up the haiku.
     
  20. Miss Shawty

    Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2008
    Messages:
    15,243
    Likes Received:
    215
    Location:
    Halifax
    :eek7:



    Where ?
     
  21. Getson

    New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 30, 2003
    Messages:
    13,231
    Likes Received:
    0
    WHAT THE FUCK IS UP?
    WHAT ARE YOUR WEEKEND PLANS?
    DO YOU LIKE BEER?

    Just chillin at work
    Absolutely nothing yet
    I had one last night
     
  22. Elcoopto

    Elcoopto
    [OP]
    Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2004
    Messages:
    25,038
    Likes Received:
    155
    Location:
    Downtown
    ninja edit ftl.
     
  23. Miss Shawty

    Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2008
    Messages:
    15,243
    Likes Received:
    215
    Location:
    Halifax
    :lol:
    I didn't edit nothing grant!
    Your seeing things this morning.
     
  24. billybob

    The Schooner, the better.

    Joined:
    Aug 14, 2003
    Messages:
    51,367
    Likes Received:
    235
    lol @ thinking Miss Shawty knows how to answer the questions.
     
  25. billybob

    The Schooner, the better.

    Joined:
    Aug 14, 2003
    Messages:
    51,367
    Likes Received:
    235
    WHAT THE FUCK IS UP?
    WHAT ARE YOUR WEEKEND PLANS?
    DO YOU LIKE BEER?

    Working until 4
    hanging out in the house yo
    beer runs through my veins
     
  26. Elcoopto

    Elcoopto
    [OP]
    Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2004
    Messages:
    25,038
    Likes Received:
    155
    Location:
    Downtown
    Well I have been drinking, but not enough for that.
     
  27. markw

    ....

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2003
    Messages:
    13,977
    Likes Received:
    0
    Working
    Headin to my parents house on Saturday, friends bday on Saturday night, doggah training Sunday
    Yes.
     
  28. Elcoopto

    Elcoopto
    [OP]
    Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2004
    Messages:
    25,038
    Likes Received:
    155
    Location:
    Downtown
    Please staple yourself.
     
  29. hank

    Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2006
    Messages:
    14,307
    Likes Received:
    639
    Location:
    Halifax
    Which version Haiku is this? German?
     
  30. Elcoopto

    Elcoopto
    [OP]
    Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2004
    Messages:
    25,038
    Likes Received:
    155
    Location:
    Downtown
    FAIL VERSION
     
  31. ShortySi

    New Member

    Joined:
    Jun 6, 2003
    Messages:
    15,644
    Likes Received:
    0
    :lol:

    FAIL
     
  32. User1628

    Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2004
    Messages:
    45,612
    Likes Received:
    90
    Location:
    Nova Scotia
    mark sucks at haiku
    can't even count syllables
    he should end his life
     
  33. Miss Shawty

    Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2008
    Messages:
    15,243
    Likes Received:
    215
    Location:
    Halifax

    What did I do wrong ? :(
     
  34. Mystik

    New Member

    Joined:
    Feb 10, 2005
    Messages:
    15,048
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Halifax
    You can't count. Your last line has 6 instead of 5. Good job. :bigup: So do you work 1-9 today?
     
  35. Miss Shawty

    Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2008
    Messages:
    15,243
    Likes Received:
    215
    Location:
    Halifax
    :ugh2:

    No.
    I'm off today.
     

Share This Page