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The day after

 

the nuclear bomb

 

The nuclear bomb..


And Sally had

 

and inexplicable itch

 

down near her

 

her ugly cankle.

 

Her cankle makes

 

all of the

 

fat jiggle crazy

 

boys go wild

 

but what I

 

but what I

really want to

 

don't quite understand

 

is why her

 

is why her

facial hair reaches

 

into her vagina.

 

and out of

 

So I fisted

 

her eye and

 

it fucking exploded

 

it fucking exploded

The very next

 

Morning the vagina

 

looked like it

 

looked like it


was actually a

 

flying purple people

 

with gnarly teeth

 

and horrible breath

 

much like Goodie

 

much like judy

 

fuck you both (that's three words. so is "kiss my ass" or "lick my balls")

 

swallow my load

 

on your knees

 

Up your ass

 

and no chance