The Onion - Mattress King Selects Wife From Small Wisconsin Village

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    Mattress King Selects Wife From Small Wisconsin Village

    OSHKOSH, WI—Following the proclamation, the Mattress King and his retinue celebrated with great relish at Tinker's Pub, where the Wild Turkey did freely flow.[​IMG]

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