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Talking clock. (Joke)

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  1. STYLINator

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    The Talking Clock
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    > >A Newfie was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his
    > >friends late one night.
    > >
    > >He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a
    > >mallet. 'What's with that big brass gong?' one of the guests asked.
    > >
    > >'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' the Newfie replied.
    > >
    > >'A talking clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friend.
    > >
    > >'Yup' replied the Newfie.
    > >
    > >'How's it work?' the friend asked, squinting at it.
    > >
    > >'Watch' the Newfie replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an
    > >ear-shattering pound, and stepped back.
    > >
    > >The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
    > >
    > >Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, 'You asshole!
    > >It's three-fifteen in the morning!'
     
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