SPLINTERS

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  1. thunder

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    FUCK

    i have this fuckingsplinter on the side of my thumb

    im jabbing at it and shit and i cant seem to get it out

    fuck its driving me fucking crazy

    im tempted to cut it out w/ a knife

    eek
     
  2. Beckins

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    cut thumb off ... profit?
     
  3. Beaker

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    lemon juice makes them come out.
     
  4. Codith

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    Termites
     
  5. thunder

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    I dont trust yous.

    its right where i hit spacebar too, so im goingt o hvae tostop using spaces if it doesnt go away soon
     
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    I've got a splinter for you
     
  7. 17

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    yeah that wasnt the joke at all
     
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    Buy a new thumb. Walmart $9.96, low prices everyday.
     
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    They're Chinese thumbs though. They may contain lead poisoning.
     
  12. TheDirtyFresh

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    If it's a wooden splinter soak your thumb in warm water, if it's metal, cut thumb off.
     
  13. Pinkette

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    Use a piece of tape. If any of the splinter is exposed (which it may not be because you fucked with it trying to cut it out) put the tape over the splinter and pull the tape off.
     
  14. 17

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    squeeze it. always works for me
     
  15. thunder

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    i dont think any of it was exposed to begin with. it was there for a couple days... i thought it was a pen mark.

    i've squeezed it in every which way.
     
  16. thunder

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    FUCK YEAH I GOT IT OUT

    it got all pussy, so much so that i couldnt see the thing
    but then i realized it was still there
    so i was like.. FUUUUUU
    and poked it with a pin
    puss came out
    and then splinter came out
    im happy
     

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