speeding ticket

Well, I was all set to put up a glamorous and complicated defence to a speeding ticket. I had all kinds of points for my defense...it was gonna be a fantastic presentation.

So I go in today for my initial plea, the stupid cop didn't even submit the ticket, so in essence it never happened.

The first thing that has to be proved in court is *where* the infraction happened. That's not even filled in on my ticket, or his. He probably saw that and say "ah shit" and threw it away.

The judge told me not to bother pleading and she threw out the case.

I'm dissapointed.

 

You sure do go to court a lot rory

 

yeah i know, people seem to falsely accusing me all over the place!!!

-dumb sluts and alleged assaults
-rcmp and alleged speeding
-cops and that whole bank robbery thing

geepers

 

Sweet! I can only pray that happens to me next week when I show for my plea.

 

man the judges must be getting to know you pretty well..

 

Do I even want to ask

 

You got out a of a speeding ticket!!! That's the shit!! What would have been your "glamorous and complicated defence"?