So.... You wanna know what I fuckin hate?

When im on hold, and some stupid waste of flesh keeps picking the phone up, asking if I want to continue holding.

Wouldnt I have hung up, had I not wanted to continue to hold?

This really burns my ass!

 

kill them

 

I have one better for the stupid file.

I ordered two pizzas. I open one, it's the wrong pizza, not one I ordered.

I open the other one - it's an empty box! The guy's already left, so I phoned the pizza place.

They asked if I would like the pizzas sent out now or sometime later in the evening. Oh some other time, since I never order food when I'm hungry!

Related to your waste of flesh person, I'm sure.

 

I went to McDicks with my dad when I was 13 and he ordered me a cheeseburger with ketchup and cheese only.


There was no meat on it.

 

I don't see the problem... he didn't ask for meat

 

I got a JBC at wendy's that was meat free. I walked back and showed them it, and they made me a new one. I also ate the previous one. Bacon and tomatoe sandwhich ftw.

The best part is I checked it for ketchup before I ate it, and didn't notice there was no burger.

 

One time we ordered a pizza and it didn't have cheese or sauce. Just the toppings and that shake parmesan. Dude said we didn't specify for sauce or cheese. IT'S A FUCKING PIZZA YOU COCKFONDLING BABY FUCKER, IT ALREADY HAS SAUCE AND CHEESE FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING TITS.

 

In their defence, they realize that you would hang up, but what they are really saying is "Fuck are you still here, they aren't going to be here anytime soon, just hang up" just in a more polite tone.

 

Plus it gives you the chance to leave a message if you dont want to wait

 

you know what I hate?

when I press "1" for english, and get the bangladesh department

 

You wanna know what I fucking hate? That everyone at the call center for Dell has a really thick accent, wont shut up about their warranty, and has to ask their manager after every question I ask them.
Fuck.

 

I hate calling HP or Lexmark

thickest indian accent, can barely understand them, yet they all have americanized names like Joe or Steve

here's a tip - that doesn't trick me

 

Fucking word.

And dont try to SELL ME STUFF when I'm calling about a PROBLEM WITH MY PRODUCT. Fix my fucking problem.

 

Have you tried burning crosses?

 

I also dislike hold music.

Motherfruiter.

 

And one more thing that I love.

Being on hold for a good 15 minutes... and when finally someone answers the phone, the department you need closed one minute prior.

Fuck you!

 

Ha, one time someone from Dell hung up on me. I called back and said I want to talk to a manager, because the last person hung up on me.

I get the "manager" (wasn't even a manager, was resolutions), and he asked me who I was speaking to. I said Steve. He replied "There's about 20 different Steves working for us, I'm afraid I can't address the issue so I'll forward you to a free representative". I didn't have time to reply before I was forwarded.

Guess the name of the cunt who answered the phone...

 

I used to go to DQ to pick up lunch for me and my ex. I would order me a cheeseburger meal then I would order him a hamburger meal and every time they would say "do you want cheese on that?"

 

let me guess - it sounded like a suresh, or geeshnu, but was named joe

 

I'm guessing it was Steve.

 

me:hey my shits broken
them: sorry to hear, would you like to upgrade to premium support for only $54.99 a year
me: no, fix my issue that i am calling about you inbred fuck
them: it offers many advantages--
me: i don't give a fuck, how do I fix this?
them: our premium package has a great feature---
me: i don't give a fuck

repeat times infinity

 

Oh I know.. Its called a "gatekeeper".

 

I do that I work but I say,

so and so is still busy would you like to leave a message or keep holding? I do this to make sure the customer knows I havent forgotten about them

 

Secretary

 

^We have a winner.

 

So.....you know what I love.

Dumpling.

My frig they are good.

 

If I was an operator of some sort, I'd put people on hold just for the fuck of it.

 

hahahahah... this post killed me for some reason. laughing out loud like a tard.

plus rep.

 

Once I went into McDonalds and ordered a QP with cheese and when I got my order everything was perfect and the worker coudn't have been more polite.


........that bitch!