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    An elderly Italian man lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, since the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

    Dear Vincent,
    I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here ...my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
    Love, Papa


    A few days later he received a letter from his son.

    Dear Pop,
    Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried.
    Love,
    Vinnie


    At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

    Dear Pop,
    Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
    Love you,
    Vinnie
     
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    Oh CBC, you never fail to disappoint...

     
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    Lesbos is an island is it not?
     
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    Yup - It's a Greek Island
     
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    Sharks are hard to save because they need constant rushing water flowing over/through their gills
     
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    Dragging it backwards over the sand, driving sand into it's gills can't help.
     
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    Reminds me of
     
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    they actually need it going into their mouths, then they filter the air out through their gills
     
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    sad to say, I did something similar when I was much younger :lol:
     
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    Me too :lol:
     
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    Skip to 2:08 to avoid wasting more of your life than necessary.
     
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    No moo, and why is this house faded?

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    I like the video title :kekeke:
     
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