Rc, what are you doing right now?

I just got home from bowling.

I am not very good!

 

furiously masturbating

 

I wanted so go out or something. But the damn snow!

 

watching UFC, replying to this thread

 

17... call me...

I'm on call tonight... so basically, I sit around and wait for shit to hit the fan.

I'm having a coffee right now, and then I'll start studying and shit. Got midterms coming up in a couple weeks.

 

It's not too bad in town. I just got back from the Alehouse.

 

Wishing I had honey roasted peanuts. I suddenly got a craving for them.

 

Wishing I had someone around that I could con into giving me a massage.

 

just got in from doing some girl... watching a movie.

 

I'm too lazy to study.

So I'm browsing POF looking for guys I'd fuck.

 

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Watching UFC in the mancave. Silva is bigger than I am on the screen.

Looking for thunder on POF

 

If you can find me, I would be very surprised.

 

I do not talk about poop in my description.

 

Watching Law and Order: SVU.

 

Just got home, am now surfing the net, chatting on msn and have the tv listings on trying to decide if there is anything on the tv.

 

I found a DILF

 

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Found you.

 

You suck.

Should I post a pic? I'm not actually interested in meeting people, I'm just bored.

 

going to sleep

 

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People who don't post pics don't get good attention.

 

I dont really want attention. Maybe just a little attention.

I should post a super, ultra drunk pic.

 

How did you find me? My stats aren't even accurate.

 

I cant say I've ever had any desire to join sites like POF.

I have friends who are on it and love it, and Im just like nah I'll pass.

 

Clearly you are not nearly as horny as I currently am.

 

Kim what ever happened to RC bowling night?

 

The idea of meeting randoms off the net, to date creeps me out.

 

Whoever said I wanted to date them?

Should I use this pic:

or me and Mr. Pitt


which one screams, I WANT SOME D IN MY V

 

haha true enough.

 

Nice rack on the chick in the torquoise

 

I fail to believe that Thunder has such a hard time geting laid

 

I feel for people who say shit like "I've only been here for a few months.. figure I should start getting out there and meeting people"

Great pick up line... I always message those guys

 

Uuummm.. well, I guess I could get laid if I wanted to. All it takes is going to the bar on campus on a Thursday night... but the last time I did that, the sex was pathetic... and bad sex sucks. I need a litmus test for if a guy is going to be flop in the sack.

 

and plus, I'd have to clean my apartment if I was expecting to get laid... and cleaning sucks. And I'd have to shave.

Fuck. Getting laid is a lot of effort.

 

God bless the whores. No effort required.

 

Not being a whore is so much cooler though