From reddit: To the porch pirate who stole an enema kit off my doorstep: Congratulations, you have no excuse for being a dirty asshole now.
Shit dude, I did that today. Finally hit -20 and I walked to put something in my truck without my jacket and toque. . Honestly felt "Like a boss".
I was going to say they are not going to pull him over.. then lights go.. oh i guess you cant do that there lol