Pooping, spinoff of all threads

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  1. Elcoopto

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    Hey RC!
    5 Minutes untill I go poop!

    And I need some advice, about going to poop, what I shouldn't and should do.

    Some cool things I should do while pooping.

    So details about the toilet paper , and if I need reading material, take any pills or anything like that.

    & what drinks/food is good before pooping, and what I should stay away from.

    I pooped before, so its so EXCITING!!! :D





    ANNNDD GOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :cool:
     
  2. Maritimer

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    you should take a book with you.
     
  3. Elcoopto

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    What kind of book? If I forget my book and I buy one in the bathroom will it be more expensive?
     
  4. Maritimer

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    you probably wont be able to buy one in the bathroom :(
     
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    Make sure you whip after you poop.
     
  6. Maritimer

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  8. Elcoopto

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    HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
     
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    Take your laptop while pooping, but try to avoid watching porn. Peeing in the fans on the bottom of your laptop is generally not a good idea.

    Hope that helps. You'll have a good time, I'm sure of it.
     
  10. 17

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    I'm about to go take one now, I'll report back
     
  11. teal

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    Post pictures!
     
  13. SE

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    If you can and do, it will probably cost you $17US.
     
  14. Maritimer

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    oh no not $17
     
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    The camera fell in :(
     
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    Shitty! Nothing worse than no vacation pictures :(
     
  17. Gerald

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  18. Shellie

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  19. C. Mike Hunt

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    He accidentally the poop.
     
  20. teal

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    I suggest park and fly.
     
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    Be careful with the toilet paper most bathrooms come with individual wrapped paper make sure you use this do not use the local paper, it could ruin your hole














    poop.
     
  22. SE

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    park and poop?
     
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    poop'n fly?

    fly'n poop?
     
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    I think you should document the poop. Size, shape, colour, texture.. taste if you want to get that detailed and keep some sort of RC poop log. (haha poop log)

    As far as the toilet paper goes.. If you think it's going to be one of those hot/burning/just ate a shit ton of insane hot wings or some sort of crazy chinese food shits, I suggest that you put the paper in the freezer first! It feels nice and helps the burn.

    Have a nice poop:)
     
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    Someone's kinky.
     
  26. Muricane

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    Laptop + wireless = epic pooping
     
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    very trueeeee ^
     
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    You should take this book with you
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    Best bathroom book ever.
     
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    Throw a handfull into the fan
     
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    I had a sweet figure 8 poop yesterday, I sent Dana a poop text. I just finished checking my portfolio on my phone while pop, lock and dropping.
     
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    I just had a bleeder :wtc:
     
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    I don't know how anyone has a time for books. In and out.
     
  33. David Puddy

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  34. thunder

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    Sometimes its nice to take your time. Hang out.
     
  35. David Puddy

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    agree again
     

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