OMG...I Won!!!

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  1. JAC

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    Just got this in me inbox
    What should I buy first?

    IMPORTANT ALERT FBI!!!!‏

    From: Federal Bureau Investigation


    (FederalBureauInvestigation@mail.com)
    Sent:February 8, 2009 8:55:42 PMTo:

    Anti-Terrorist And Monetory Crimes Division
    FBI Headquarters In Washington, D.C.
    Federal Bureau Of Investigation
    J. Edgar Hoover Building
    935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001
    Website: www.fbi.gov
    Telephone Number : (206) 973-2572


    Attn: Beneficiary,


    This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly completed an Investigation with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you legally won the sum of $800,000.00 USD from a Lottery Company outside the United States of America. During our investigation we discovered that your e-mail won the money from an Online Balloting System and we have authorized this winning to be paid to you via a Certified Cashier's Check.


    Normally, it will take up to 10 business days for an International Check to be cashed by your local bank. We have successfully notified this company on your behalf that funds are to be drawn from a registered bank within the United States Of America so as to enable you cash the check instantly without any delay, henceforth the stated amount of $800,000.00 USD has been deposited with Bank Of America.


    We have completed this investigation and you are hereby approved to receive the winning prize as we have verified the entire transaction to be Safe and 100% risk free, due to the fact that the funds have been deposited at Bank Of America you will be required to settle the following bills directly to the Lottery Agent in-charge of this transaction whom is located in Lagos, Nigeria. According to our discoveries, you were required to pay for the following -


    (1) Deposit Fee's ( Fee's paid by the company for the deposit into an American Bank which is - Bank Of America )
    (2) Cashier's Check Conversion Fee ( Fee for converting the Wire Transfer payment into a Certified Cashier's Check )
    (3) Shipping Fee's ( This is the charge for shipping the Cashier's Check to your home address and this fee includes Insurance )


    The total amount for everything is $2000.00. We have tried our possible best to indicate that this $2000.00 should be deducted from your winning prize but we found out that the funds have already been deposited at Bank Of America and cannot be accessed by anyone apart from you the winner, therefore you will be required to pay the required fee's to the Agent in-charge of this transaction via Western Union Money Transfer Or Money Gram.


    In order to proceed with this transaction, you will be required to contact the agent in-charge ( Mr. Benson Edward) via e-mail. Kindly look below to find appropriate contact information:


    CONTACT AGENT NAME: MR. BENSON EDWARD

    E-MAIL ADDRESS:bensonedward260@sify.com

    Telephone Number : +234-708-856-0666


    You will be required to e-mail him with the following information:


    FULL NAME:
    ADDRESS:
    CITY:
    STATE:
    ZIP CODE:
    DIRECT CONTACT NUMBER:


    You will also be required to request Western Union or Money Gram details on how to send the required $2000.00 in order to immediately ship your prize of $800,000.00 USD via Certified Cashier's Check drawn from Bank Of America, also include the following transaction code in order for him to immediately identify this transaction : EA2948-910.


    This letter will serve as proof that the Federal Bureau Of Investigation is authorizing you to pay the required $2000.00 ONLY to Mr. Benson Edward via information in which he shall send to you, if you do not receive your winning prize of $800,000.00 we shall be held responsible for the loss and this shall invite a penalty of $3,000 which will be made PAYABLE ONLY to you (The Winner).


    Mr. Bill Nicholson
    Special Agent.
    Washington DC FBI.
    Room, 7367
    J. Edgar Hoover Building
    935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
    Washington, D.C. 20535-0001

     
  2. Kimvisible

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    congrats man!!!!!

    put in your notice yet at work?
     
  3. JAC

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    Just dug out my Fuck Off list...this is going to be fun
     
  4. Kaylahaha

    It's all good.

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    I can't tell if this is a joke or not haha.

    But if you did win, that's amazing! It'd be so nice to take away family debts and stuff so everyone can get it off their shoulders and relax a little .
     
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    I am going to giwht he didnt win.
     
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    Bait him!!
     
  7. Kaylahaha

    It's all good.

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    Haha that's what I was thinking....


    federalbureauinvesigation@mail.com
     
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    If I had the time, I would...and post it up here
     
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    totally legit


    :kekeke:
     
  11. JAC

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    Wat?
     
  12. Kaylahaha

    It's all good.

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    haha.

    http://www.sify.com/ "loading "india news | indian business, finance news | sports; cricket India | Bollywood, Tamil, etc..."
     
  13. JAC

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    Africans must think all white people are dumb as shit
     
  14. Bean

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    haha @ send us 2000$ and if you still dont' receive your 800,000$ we owe you!
    hahahahaha
     
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    I watched a special on this. they just chill in internet cafes and do this.

    us postal intercepts something like 1000 of these a day. saved millions of people there life.
     
  16. JAC

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    Meet my FBI Banker (he kinda looks like a Bill)
    [​IMG]
     
  17. Bean

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    hahahahaahaha
     
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    is that really him?
     
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    I called the number, its no good.
     
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    Bill, banker by day, liberator of Somali foreign sea vessels by night
     
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    That guy is my favorite example of an epic fail.
     
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    My boyfriends mom got a letter in the mail saying she won/recieved 10,000$ .. she doesnt know if its true or not. :hmpf: Anyone else get a letter in the mail saying they won money ?
     
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    The FBI doesn't know how to spell.

     
  27. JAC

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    Only from Citibank/Wells Fargo
     
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    but just think, it will only cost you $2000 to get $800,000!!

    :kekeke:
     
  29. nb132

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    if they can't figure it out on their own, well...that's just nature culling the herd.
     
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    Oh God lol You do not seem like a dumb girl from what I've seen (besides this post :kekeke: ), but I am glad you aren't the one who received this email :hugs:
     
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    it has happened to so many people. I think think they are all dumb..prob a lot in the struggle that think they see the light.

    one guy called my dad a few years ago, he told the guy to contract his lawyer and gave him his lawyers name was "bill gates" some 14 digit phone number. :lol:
     
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    I just got a wicked job opportunity!

     
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    I love me sum Nature Oil Product
     
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    The yahoo.co.jp email account is very professional. I trust him.
     
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    "Lottery Agent in-charge of this transaction whom is located in Lagos, Nigeria"




    way to blow this thing wide open!
     

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