Old people who don't realize they are farting in public

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  1. Codith

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    Old people farts are terrible, like their organs are finally giving up on them, and the smell is of their insides finally decaying. They seem to walk around like nothing is happening, while spreading their ass stink everywhere! those things spread faster then napalm for christ sake.
     
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    :fart:
     
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    anyone see Howie do it last night?


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    I remember hugging my great aunt one time at a funeral. As I hugged her, I could feel her farting. It was like she was a chew toy, and by squeezing her, I was making her make funny sounds.
     
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    That's just about as embarassing as farting with your headphones on.
     
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    Sorry about that.

    I'll cut back on the exlax.
     
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    You think they don't realize? :lol:
     
  9. Codith

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    Yes they are old, half the time they don't know they are lettin em rip
     
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    By the time youre that age, you wont care either ill bet. Ill fart right fucking on you when im 80. :finger:
     
  11. B!tch

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    rofl my nan farts when she laughs and then gets all embarrased.
     
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    I fart openly and often, don't give a fuck what anyone thinks.
     

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