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  1. Muricane

    MY AV IS ME

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  2. C. Mike Hunt

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    maybe NWS

     
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  3. Boots

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  4. C. Mike Hunt

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  5. STYLINator

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  6. hank

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    I pretty much need one of these. Skip ahead to 3:00 to see it in action


     
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  7. Boots

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    I'd buy one tomorrow if it came with a warehouse to drive it in :lol:
     
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  9. Cheddar

    Red is the New Green

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    Need is an understatement
     
  10. Muricane

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  11. Boots

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    What am I missing?
     
  12. Muricane

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    He's jerking off on the fans.
     
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    He's an ass, always has been
     
  14. Scott

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    Cost him 5k :lol:

    He's a tool
     
  15. Boots

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    Classy!
     
  16. Boots

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  17. hank

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    What's 5K to him though? A shift? :lol:
     
  18. teal

    A Candy Cajolers Thrill

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    Well that was a trip down memory lane. :lol:

    Great paintings.
     
  19. Stang

    Go Buy a Ford

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    PG Lesbian Love

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  20. CyberCX

    GIGGITY, GIGGITY, GIGGITY

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    A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

    You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

    She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

    Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

    'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

    So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

    'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

    'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

    Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

    PLEASE NOTE:

    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

    The First floor - has wives that love sex.

    The Second floor - has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

    The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
     
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  21. CyberCX

    GIGGITY, GIGGITY, GIGGITY

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    I work in a 60,000 square foot warehouse. That thing would be a blast, after hours.

    He didn't hit a thing during the trial run. I wonder how many takes that took.
     
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    Love this!
     
  23. soxfan5

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  25. Stang

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    More Americans have been inside Kim Kardashian than have been infected from Ebola. :lol:
     
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    They should send her over to west Africa to absorb all the Ebola. Pandemic over.
     
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  28. Boots

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    bahaha

     
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    ^ how many calls to the police did that trigger! :lol:
     
  30. Scott

    rawr

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    yeah you'd have to stop fess up before they made that call. Good way to get shot too :lol:
     
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    from viewpoint, click to view high res i think

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  34. DUKE

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    This.. I am surprised no one haven't flashed a piece yet.
     
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    I see First Lake :cool:
     
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