Monthly Awesome October thread of giggles

I made this out of some old pallets this evening ;

 

So rustic and distressed

 

what are we looking at

 

I thought it was maybe an old Coffee table he cut up at first.... or some deck furnature

 

I see nothing, so I assume it is a perfect replica of a 1988 Chevrolet Celebrity.

 

"I guess they're pro-choice"

 

You have to stop blocking imgur. It's not an old car.

 

They have told people to simply turn them off.

 

Sick

 

that's a tortoise

 

I'll be sure let the uneducated Youtube author know.

 

Let them also know its a hare

 

And it wasn't really a race since neither were agreeing participants.

 

Did you ask them?

 

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2016/10/sidelined-crosby-returns-tim-hortons-drive-thru-job/

 

Actual conversation I just had when asking a friend for some programming advise:


I'd punch him if it wasn't so god damn clever....

 

Durr. Regex.

I kid, I kid.

 

It's a massive file, the regex works but takes almost 10 minutes - I'll get it :P

 

http://mombrands.ca/brand/sallys/


Sally's cereal son, it's a game changer

 

What kind of savage doesn't immediately transfer cereal to a big pourable container upon opening?

 

Exactly.
This is how I roll

 

I think I will purchase some of those.

 

You will not regret it

 

I can't remember the last time that I bought cereal

 

Had mini wheats for breakfast this am