Last night I had a doozy: It started with me and Elgranto sitting on the patio at Senior frogs in Mexico drinking yards of beer. We ordered nachos. I got mine with beef and he got his with fish. It was kind of foggy for a while, but we eventually broke out into a water fight with super soakers that looked exactly like real rifles. all of the people at senior frogs were participating. Even the servers. Before the water fight, the servers were all spanish dudes that spoke pretty good english. After the water fight, they were all spanish women that couldn't speak english at all. At some point we went back to our resort with a bunch of the cute female servers and lounged by the pool. There was a an auction going on by the pool and we decided to go take a look. Apparently it was a people auction and I managed to get auctioned off to somebody to be their assistant for the day. It was Kardinal Official that won my auction and I had to be his servant for the day. The first thing he made me do is book him a flight from Toronto to New York and he was specific that he wanted his stop over to either be Medicine Hat, AB or Wawa, Ont. I couldn't fina any flights that stopped over in either of those places so he fired me and pushed me in the pool in front of the spanish women that were serving us at senior frogs. I was pissed so I was staying under water and holding my breath for as long as I could. And then I woke up. Does anyone else have as fucked up dreams as I do????