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  1. v-mac

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    The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

    The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

    As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.

    He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
    After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

    He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally....I assumed you had stolen the car."
     
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    driverless Mercedes is cruising around San Francisco,

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  3. Boots

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    Style-less too :lol:
     
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  5. Stang

    Go Buy a Ford

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    Should be a huge hit with Rappers. :lol:
     
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    nah StangStang its no where near balling enough
     
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  8. Boots

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    Tosser :rofl:
     
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    NSFW - Language and graphic desciptions. There were a few times I was like :eek4::eek5: :eek7:

     
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    MATHEMATICAL GENIUS INSPIRED BY LANDSCAPE: THE MAN BEHIND THE DRAWINGS
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    “This is how God intended mountains to be.” – Simon Beck, February 2015 - Banff National Park
    The world’s most renowned Snow Artist, Simon Beck combines geometrical and orienteering brilliance, physical endurance and pure creativity to craft stunning large scale art installations using snowy mountain landscapes as his canvas and nothing more than a compass and a pair of snowshoes as his brushes. A Brit who graduated in Engineering from Oxford University, Simon Beck left his office job to become a cartographer, but in December 2004 he was inspired to draw a star on a small frozen lake after a day of skiing – and Snow Art was born. Today Simon resides in the French Alps and travels the world in search of new landscapes for this fascinating art form. His February 2015 trip to Banff National Park was the first time his work has been created in North America.

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    A truly unique artist with a quick wit, a mathematical brain and the athleticism to walk for up to 30 kilometres for just one creation, his passion for his work is never more clear than the days he is drawing, out in the field for up to 10 hours at a time, pushing himself to his limits for his art.

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    HOW HE DOES IT:
    1. Beck starts his artistic process with careful selection of his location – a flat surface such as a frozen lake or snowfield within a ski hill is ideal, with a new fall of fresh snow. He then plans out his chosen design on graph paper.

    2. Once in the field, he surveys the site and judges where the core points of the design should be, and starting at one of those points, walks to the centre of the design.

    3. From that central point, he calculates the distance to the core design points, walking back out to each of them, counting the number of steps he needs to take.

    4. He composes the drawing using a series of lines, arcs and curves, using his compass to determine the exact angle of each one.

    5. Finally he completes his design using intricate snowshoe steps as shading tools.
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    Banff Lake Louise Tourism partnered with Toque & Canoe to bring Simon Beck to Banff National Park to create his first drawings in North America. For more insight into Simon’s artistic process, check out this beautiful photo essay courtesy of Editor Kim Gray & renowned photojournalist George Webber.

    BRITISH ARTIST MEETS BANFF NATIONAL PARK
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  13. Muricane

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    what the what?

    wow...

    cake between the toes :eek5:
     
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    Isn't a little odd they were always wearing shirts / coats.... but never pants? :lol:
     
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  19. Leviathan

    It's all in your mind....

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    Porky-pigging it is very big in cartoons, puppets, etc.......and at my house on the weekends.
     
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    NOPE
     
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    Meet Sparklemuffin and Skeletorus two newly discovered spider species.

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    A whole lot of NOPE here.


    Makes me queasy and panicky just watching it.
     
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    The More You Know: Don't piss off your cat

     
  26. Boots

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    All of Mike Tyson's knockouts in great quality (official video!) :bowdown:
     
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    looking forward to watching all of this, he was so dominant
     
  28. Bean

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    Never!
     
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    Been waiting for him to release something like this for years. I assumed he didn't own the rights to any of his fights so it wasn't possible.
     
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    and when they lose their shirt, they cover their crotch :rofl:
     
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