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    ...and now for something totally awesome:

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    Aahhh my bad. Forgot about them being separate agencies.

    I agree tho!
     
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    :lol: Pretty much. While I see no problem with the idea of Early Access games, it's the way that some of them are handled that is the problem. What usually ends up happening is that they charge $30 for a game that is in beta and after years of development it barely makes any progress and is never complete.
     
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    How do you tell the difference between an Australian Police Officer, a Canadian Police Officer, an American Police Officer, and a Scottish police officer?

    The answer is found below.

    QUESTION: You’re a policeman, on duty by yourself. You are walking on a deserted street late at night.

    Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you and screaming something that sounds like obscenities, raises the knife and lunges at you.

    You are carrying your sidearm and are an expert in using it. However, you have only a split second to react before he reaches you. What do you do?

    ANSWERS:

    Canadian Police Officer:

    Firstly, the Officer must consider the man's human rights.

    1) Does the man look poor and/or oppressed?

    2) Is he newly arrived in this country and does not yet understand the law?

    3) Is this really a knife or a ceremonial dagger?

    4) Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

    5) Am I dressed provocatively?

    6) Could I run away?

    7) Could I possibly swing my truncheon and knock the knife out of his hand?

    8) Should I try and negotiate with him to discuss his wrong-doings?

    9) Why am I carrying a truncheon anyway and what kind of message does this send to society?

    10) Does he definitely want to kill me or would he be content just to wound me?

    11) If I were to grab his knees and hold on, would he still want to stab and kill me?

    12) If I raise my truncheon and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed if he falls over, knocks his head and kills himself?

    13) If I hurt him and lose the subsequent court case, does he have the opportunity to sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and the loss of my family home?


    Australian Police Officer:
    BANG !


    American Police Officer:
    BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG !
    'Click'...Reload...
    BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG !


    Glasgow Police Officer:
    "Haw, Jimmie....! Drop the wee knifie reet this minute noo, unless ye want it stuck up yer arse!"
     
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