I've been ousted from the office lotto pool

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  1. PitBull

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    So there was one guy who organized the office pool for the whole office (like 20 people). However, he stopped doing it, as it was too much work (although he still does it with a couple people here at work it seems, in secret).

    Subsequent to the office pool disbanding, the women in the office formed their own pool, which apparently I'm not allowed to be a part of. And the sales people have their own pool now too. So now it's just me and one other guy (the others aren't interested), but he already buys his own tickets weekly. Plus it's only two people going in on it - not exactly upping our chances by a lot.

    If one of the other groups wins millions without me, I think staple myself to death.
     
  2. billybob

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    win without them. and then staple their nutsac's to their legs. Men and women.
     
  3. Elcoopto

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    Tough shit.
     
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    :rofl: join ours
     
  5. Duggan

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    Dude that sucks, however I do have a perfect solution to your problem...


















































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    baha nice sig
     
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    sexism

    get them fired
     
  8. Elcoopto

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    Rape them.
     
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    while eating pancakes.


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