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  1. thunder

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    [You will do kegel exercises.] I'm doing them right now.
     
  2. Heather

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    I'm doing them AND eating nibs
     
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    Strong vaginas FTW!
     
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    Fuck I wish I nibs to eat while I was doing them.

    Do you do short, hard ones... or do you hold them for longer?
     
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    amth, you can do kegels too!
     
  7. Muricane

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    Taking part currently.
     
  8. thunder

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    YEAH!!
     
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    How the fuck do I take pics of kegel exercises?
     
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    switch it up, when I hold them for longer I start squeezing my asshole too by mistake. It's quite funny! :lol:
     
  11. thunder

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    I was told by a gay man that kegels are useful for male anal sex too... so I assume that means they would be useful for women's anuses too.
     
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    lol.. this is a rather slousy thread.

    Done :kekeke:
     
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    done and done. nobody likes a flappy vag
     
  14. thunder

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    Here is an artist's rendition of my vagina. [​IMG]
     
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    Nothing slousey about kegel exercises unless theres a slouse in your vag while you're doing them.
     
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    :finger:

    you dont make the rules in this thread. thunder does.
     
  17. thunder

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    You do not have the authority to make rules in my kegel thread. Move along.
     
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    So have we come to a conclusion on non slousenaitey
     
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    You are far too bothered my the use of a silly word.
    Clearly you are not doing your kegels properly.
     
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    Would hit it!
     
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    slousy slouses are slousy but they can prevent slouseyness if they do the proper kegel excercizes to slouse slouse slouse slouse slouse.
     
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    we are in quite the mood now arnt we? slouse...
     
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    ps. thunder rendition of your vag. is mildly disturbing
     
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    YOU BETTER STILL BE DOING KEGELS
     
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    kegeling away...
     
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    I googled "Hairy Monster" :rofl:
     
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    If you are not currently doing kegels, please kindly exit the thread.
     
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    Jesus christ himself could not get me into the cool kids crowd.
     
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    Would you like instructions on how to do kegels?
     
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    Mmmmmmmm nibs :licklips:

    I'm jealous!


    *kegels*
     
  31. thunder

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    I'm debating whether to walk 2 minutes across campus and have some drinks and play guitar hero...

    or to just sit here and do kegels.
     
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    god is different from jeebus
     
  33. thunder

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    Jesus is in my vagina right now.
     
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    I need to do something. I'm super unmotivated today.

    *kegels*
     
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    i wonder how many nibs would fit into my vag
     

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