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  1. Elcoopto

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    Masked Man Robs Convenience Stores With Klingon Sword
    Clerks Recognize Sword As Batleth
    http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news.../detail.html#-
    POSTED: 6:45 am MST February 4, 2009
    COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. -- Colorado Springs police are looking for a man who hit two 7-Eleven convenience stores early Wednesday, armed with a Klingon sword.

    The first robbery was reported at 1:50 a.m., at 145 N Spruce St. The clerk told police a white man in his 20s, wearing a black jacket, blue jeans and wearing a black mask, entered the store with a weapon the clerk recognized from the Star Trek TV series.

    The robber demanded money and left with an undisclosed amount.

    A half hour later, police received a call from a 7-Eleven at 2407 N. Union Blvd., where a man matching the previous description entered the store with a similar weapon. He also demanded money from the store clerk. The clerk refused and the robber ran off.

    Both clerks described the weapon as a Star Trek Klingon type sword, called a "Batleth."

    Neither clerk was injured in the robbery.
     
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    I'm not even supposed to be here todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
     
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    Am I the only one that doesn't know wtf a "Batleth" looks like?
     
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  5. Ty

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    WTF is a Klingon?
     
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    I refuse to google it for religious reasons.
     
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    It's all good.

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    I understand.
     
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    left over pieces of toilet paper/turds stuck in your ass hair.
     
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    Creatures from Uranus?
     
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    hahah that's heavy duty. obviously didn't know how to use it if he ran off. whimp.
     
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    Yeah, total pussy.
     
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    Where would one acquire such a device?
     
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    Correct.
     

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