My friend Steph just called me from her ambulance placement site for school. She just had some preggers patient and gave her an IV. She couldn't reach the sharps container so she tossed the sharp on the floor and stepped on it and kept going. Post call she forgets all about it and goes to write her paperwork. Her preceptor walks in with a bloody glove on his hand and they have this convo: Him: "was that your sharp forgotten on the floor?" Her: "oh shit, you didn't stick yourself did you?" Him: "yes I did. You read her file didn't you? HIV+" And he storms out of the room and she's balling her eyes out. He comes back 5 minutes later and says "now, I was joking but at least you'll never forget another sharp!" So harsh. Yet hilarious and *I'll* definitely remember it for a long time!