For V-day I will resurrect my classic poetry

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  1. Muricane

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    MY AV IS ME

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    For the noobs, RC and I wrote this poem for my g/f about 4 years ago:

     
  2. SE

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    my av is me

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    :rofl: Beautiful.
     
  4. Ty

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    :roflbow:

    We have a regular Leon Phelps on our hands here!
     
  5. 17

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    teenage dirtbag

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    :rofl: I remember that












































    it would have worked on me :o
     
  6. Big Al

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    did she take it in the rear?
     
  7. Shellie

    Team Suzuki

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    :lol: That's fantastic! No wonder she's kept you around! :kekeke:
     
  8. B!tch

    So damn Nug-a-licious

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    You should work for Hallmark! :lol:
     
  9. Kimvisible

    ♥ • ♠ ♣

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    "I wish you were beside me right now,
    I hope you're not using me as a cash cow."


    :rofl:
     
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    I'm all teary eyed.
     
  11. Boots

    www.reality-check.ca

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    :rofl: classy!
     
  13. dpwu32

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    Do recall...

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    nice :kekeke:
     
  15. arsehole

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    :rofl: rackage

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    high on lyfe

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    :rofl: @ "The road to hell is paved with good intentions, nothing good rhymes with intentions."
     
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    mentions
     
  18. Cracka

    high on lyfe

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    wenches?
     
  19. 17

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    butt secks
     
  20. SE

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    interventions :)
     
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    conventions
     
  22. Kaylahaha

    It's all good.

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    hahahaha aw
     
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    :lol: so cute!!!!
     
  24. Muricane

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    Clearly words rhyme with it, but nothing good.

    Although I'm sure I could've worked it with wenches.
     
  25. 17

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    i just wanted to be a cunt
     
  26. Muricane

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    MY AV IS ME

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    When I put this on OT I was asked permission to have it posted on an amateur poetry site. I agreed. :lol:
     
  27. Squashtowner

    herp derp

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    I was expecting this:
    :happysad:
     
  28. sammy

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    haha aawessssome!
     
  29. Muricane

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    Resurrect some rackage pics as well? You know, as a visual concept from the poem
     
  31. 17

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    i dont know who 17 is but he sounds ruggedly handsome
     
  32. Muricane

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    Apparently the wife still has the original hard copy I gave her. :eek3:
     
  33. Cheddar

    Red is the New Green

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    They do that. Be careful.
     
  34. billybob

    The Schooner, the better.

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    7 years later. She better have given up the turd cutter!


    god that sounds romantic.
     

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