For V-day I will resurrect my classic poetry

For the noobs, RC and I wrote this poem for my g/f about 4 years ago:

 

Beautiful.

 

:roflbow:

We have a regular Leon Phelps on our hands here!

 

I remember that












































it would have worked on me

 

did she take it in the rear?

 

That's fantastic! No wonder she's kept you around!

 

You should work for Hallmark!

 

"I wish you were beside me right now,
I hope you're not using me as a cash cow."

 

I'm all teary eyed.

 

classy!

 

Do recall...

 

nice

 

rackage

 

@ "The road to hell is paved with good intentions, nothing good rhymes with intentions."

 

mentions

 

wenches?

 

butt secks

 

interventions

 

conventions

 

hahahaha aw

 

so cute!!!!

 

Clearly words rhyme with it, but nothing good.

Although I'm sure I could've worked it with wenches.

 

i just wanted to be a cunt

 

When I put this on OT I was asked permission to have it posted on an amateur poetry site. I agreed.

 

I was expecting this:

 

haha aawessssome!

 

Bump.

 

Resurrect some rackage pics as well? You know, as a visual concept from the poem

 

i dont know who 17 is but he sounds ruggedly handsome

 

Apparently the wife still has the original hard copy I gave her.

 

They do that. Be careful.

 

7 years later. She better have given up the turd cutter!


god that sounds romantic.