For Sale: Boots

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  1. John Doe

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    For Sale:

    1 well-used, broken-in ManSlut. Goes by "Boots."

    He is very talented orally, anally, and can give some of the better handjobs out there. He has undergone electro-shock therapy to remove all of the hair from his body so he keeps that smooth, Catholic-schoolboy appearance.

    He is best used as the submissive in a master-slave relationship, but can also be loaned out for sex parties and fetish nights. He comes with his own leather gear, ball-gag, butt-plug, and harness. He is trained to sleep in his own travel-trunk and will eat the following:

    Urine
    Feces
    Cat or Dog food
    Horse feed
    Penis
    Anus
    Poutine

    I am willing to part with this well-train ManSlut/Servant for the low price of $2,400. It's really a bargain once you realize how truly "talented" he is.
     
  2. DJQ

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    You forgot "Tossed Salad"
     
  3. John Doe

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    That's a given.
     
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    You better be talking US dollars bish!
     
  7. John Doe

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    Oh, of course.. that's like $1M CDN!

    Also I'll throw in shipping, and I'm tempted to throw in an "accessory" :D
     
  8. Eisenflower

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    :nono: Easy there "Tex" :finger:
     
  9. John Doe

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    *looks left*

    The blackmail begins... :D
     
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    you forgot about pizza town items as well!
     
  11. John Doe

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    Well he'll eat the cock as well, but some things go without listing!
     
  12. Boots

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    i'd sell you too Pat, but your worthless!

    :finger:
     
  13. John Doe

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    Hey, everyone wants a big, tall Texan. :D
     
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    i can get one cheaper on ebay
     
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    Well, considering all Texans are homosexual... ahh nevermind, I got nothin'.
     
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    what is this exactly, is it like a gay guy or is pat selling a guy that lets u fuck the living shit out of him??? fuck someone tell me i am soo confused
     
  17. billybob

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    Throw a lowball offer at him you might be surprised at the outcome. I take it you don't surf RC much other than the Nookie do you?
     
  18. John Doe

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    Did your parents have any children that lived?
     
  19. Dream Weaver

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    ^^^^^^This man is the shit!!!!! :D :lol:
     
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    well k im still lost, but what im getting at is, i think pat is trying to sell another person?? now sure if i am correct. if so how the fuck is that possible
     
  23. billybob

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    haha.

    /yourself now.
     
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    [price is right] I bid $1 Bob!!! [/price is right]
     
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    can he be trained to do tricks like monkeys do? :scratch:
     
  26. Boots

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    Everything has a price.
     
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    post some pics of ur bitch pat
     
  28. billybob

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    :rofl:

    this thread is awesome! I can't believe he's still for sale, if you still have him in the fall I might pick him up. I need a new beater. :lol: :D
     
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    Wicked!! Can ya, man, can ya!!??
     
  30. John Doe

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    You weren't in the advanced classes, were ya?

    Yes, Bootsie can be trained to do tricks. He already has a few tricks that he knows, and if you want him to TURN tricks.. that's his specialty!
     
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    naa, never really paid that much attention boots,
     
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    ..or life. :D
     
  34. Boots

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    or to what he types before he posts :lol:
     
  35. billybob

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    Is he still for sale???
    I need someone to clean up all the dog poop in my backyard when the snow melts! :rofl:
     

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