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  1. Boots

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    This commercial has been airing in the Boston area for the past few months...



    Then right after the game last night, they put this on



    :bowdown:
     
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    Roger that!
     
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    I want that fence :rofl:
     
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    what, to protect you from Zee Germans?
     
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    Love the idea of a fully gated property :o
     
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    I love the idea that we don't need fully gated properties in Canada. Some places aren't so lucky
     
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    No wonder he is so fucking amped, look at all that pop.
     
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    @goodie really killed it
     
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    Don't try this unless your vehicle says Safari on the side.

     
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    Sorry, it's not a shark cage if a fucking great white can get inside.
     
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    On a recent great white shark cage diving trip we experienced a very rare event, a shark breaching the side of the cage. What might appear to be an aggressive great white shark trying to attack the cage, this is not the case. These awesome sharks are biting at large chunks of tuna tied to a rope. When a great white shark lunges and bites something, it is temporarily blinded. They also cannot swim backwards. So this shark lunged at the bait, accidentally hit the side of the cage, was most likely confused and not able to swim backwards, it thrust forward and broke the metal rail of the cage. There was a single diver inside the cage. He ended up outside the bottom of the cage, looking down on two great white sharks. The diver is a very experienced dive instructor, remained calm, and when the shark thrashed back outside the cage, the diver calmly swam back up and climbed out completely uninjured. The boat crew did an outstanding job, lifting the top of the cage, analyzing the frenzied situation, and the shark was out after a few long seconds. Everyone on the boat returned to the cages the next day, realizing this was a very rare event. The boat owner, captain, and crew are to be commended for making what could've been a tragic event into a happy ending. I'm sure God and luck had a bit to do with it too!
     
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    I just picture someone sneaking across enemy lines in the dark of night, coming up behind the enemies and "shooting" at them with an assault trombone. Meanwhile the enemies probably wouldn't even know what to do :lol:
     
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