Fact or Fiction?

A professor of mine said that the hells angels own starbucks.

Fact or fiction?

 

I really have no clue, but it sounds like BS to me.

 

Starbucks is a $7 billion dollar public company. So the answer is no, hells angels do not own Starbucks.

 

Honestly, billybob, thats a pretty poor reason for it not to be owned by hells angels. Sort of a leap in logic. Come on... give me some proof so I can make the old fool look silly.

PS - I love this prof. He's the craziest, most offensive professor ever.

 

The Illuminati own this one

 

Ask him for proof/sources?

It's a public company, I can buy shares right now, and then, technically, I own Starbucks.

Ask him to be more specific. Sounds like a Second Cup loving fuddy-duddy...

 

nipples

 

...where do you go to school

 

They may own A Starbucks...not sure about owning Starbucks as a whole

 

If anything I think he may just be a little old and crazy. He mentioned it while walking out of class... but I'll have to bug him about it, because I can't find the connection, myself.

And if you can own starbucks, who is to say hells angels/hells angels members haven't purchased large amounts of shares in starbucks?

 

Maybe they have...

Anyone can...

 

How does one find out who has shares in starbucks?

 

Shit maybe he's a hells angels member and thats how he knows

 

If he's making an allegation its up to him to prove it, not for you to prove him wrong. Tell him you own three Tim Hortons.

 

I'm already the cunty girl in the class that makes jokes when he says that 'shock is the most aversive stimuli' and that 'every organism finds shock aversive'...

I'm like.. .... ... not everyone

 

Take a Vente green tea latte to class tomorrow and tell him you own starbucks too.

 

and if he thinks HA owns Starbucks, tell him to show you what people own 51% control of the public company.

 

Indeed.

 

smells like bull.

 

Skin him.

 

I believe you can also purchase Starbucks franchises. They are not all corporate owned.

 

OMG Hells Angels Baristas. That would be fucking cute.

 

mmm hells angels peanut butter granola cake-ish things.


AND WHY DOES THIS THREAD HAVE NO SPOT FOR TAGS!

 

Boots took away the ability to tag threads.