Even a broken clock is right twice a day

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  1. ingress

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    oops nevermind
     
  2. User1628

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    that's what time I woke up this morning
     
  3. ingress

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    what other common saying bother you or are false
     
  4. ingress

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    I hate


    the early bird gets the worm

    shoul I really be aspiring to get a worm, I think I'd rather stay in bed
     
  5. Scott

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    maybe if you're going fishing
     
  6. billybob

    The Schooner, the better.

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    The early bird gets the worm, but the pessimist would say that the early worm gets eaten.
     
  7. hank

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    "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree"

    What is the tree is on the edge of a cliff of some sort? That apple may fall really far from the tree :ugh2:









































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  8. JAC

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    What goes around...is all around

    Wat?
     
  9. CyberCX

    GIGGITY, GIGGITY, GIGGITY

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    This guy would say... Nom Nom Nom!

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  10. JAC

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    When life gives you lemons…. you throw it at mean people and hope it gets in their eyes.

    Other thoughts

    Why isn’t the #11 pronounced onety-one
    When cheese gets it’s picture taken… what does it say?
    Last night I played a blank tape and full blast…the mime next door went nuts.
    Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
     
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    Always wear clean underwear when you leave the house because you never know what will happen.
     
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    A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.


    This is true because Allan and I will miss the two in the bush.
     
  13. CyberCX

    GIGGITY, GIGGITY, GIGGITY

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    DP?
     
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    Red is the New Green

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    "Be gentle, its my first time."
     
  17. nb132

    Drunk Batman hates you

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  18. David Puddy

    yeah, that's right

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    thats a sweet alarm clock...any more fotos
     
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    Being stupid is its own reward
     
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    Yes, in their soup. Now I have the urge to watch Shirly Temple.

    I used to think "if I'm in a state where someone is seeing my underwere", I probably won't care. Now I'm 27 and single. That is a good policy.:kekeke:
     
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    "she was like that when I got here...officer"
     

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