Cold Weather Behaviour! Funny!

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  1. tommi

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    So funny! :lol: Make sure you read til the end.

    50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
    Californians shiver uncontrollably.
    Canadians plant gardens.

    35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
    Italian Cars won't start
    Canadians drive with the windows down


    32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
    American water freezes
    Canadian water just gets thicker.


    -0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
    New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
    Canadians have their last BBQ of the season.


    -60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
    Mt. St. Helens freezes.
    Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.


    -100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
    Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
    Canadians pull down their earflaps.


    -173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
    Ethyl alcohol freezes.
    Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.


    -460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
    Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
    Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"


    -500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
    Hell freezes over.
    The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup
     
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    ouch....the leafs didn't need that jab
     
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    I feel bad for posting it :lol: I'm unfortunately a big TML fan.
     
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    uncool, very uncool.
     
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    Ive seen this before. It is funny, but my poor leafs :(
     
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    I am pretty sure that ius the funniest things I have read all week!!:kekeke:
     
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    bastard
     
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    fuck the leafs.
     
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    :lol: &


     
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    This was too funny although ture still funny lol.
     
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    one problem, Canadians don't stop bbq'ing, ever
     
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    This is true. I'm having BBQ tonight. Mmmmm...chicken. :licklips:
     
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    That was my thought too....:lol:
     
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    haha it's true we don't stop BBQ'ing my dad did up a bunch of ribs a few weeks ago and it was like -20 out
     

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