Cold Weather Behaviour! Funny!

So funny! Make sure you read til the end.

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Italian Cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down


32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
American water freezes
Canadian water just gets thicker.


-0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have their last BBQ of the season.


-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.


-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their earflaps.


-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.


-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"


-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

 

ouch....the leafs didn't need that jab

 

I feel bad for posting it I'm unfortunately a big TML fan.

 

uncool, very uncool.

 

Ive seen this before. It is funny, but my poor leafs

 

I am pretty sure that ius the funniest things I have read all week!!

 

bastard

 

fuck the leafs.

 

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This was too funny although ture still funny lol.

 

one problem, Canadians don't stop bbq'ing, ever

 

This is true. I'm having BBQ tonight. Mmmmm...chicken.

 

That was my thought too....

 

haha it's true we don't stop BBQ'ing my dad did up a bunch of ribs a few weeks ago and it was like -20 out