Boy Killed Anally???

http://i.gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes

Sweet Jesus this would suck.

 

That's a shitty way to go.

 

Ouch...

 

pretty odd.

 

Time to get one of these for the house and one for the office:

 

those are actually pretty comfy!

 

I hereby delare him to be Mistaa Haaaaands.

 

Ok, I don't want to sit in my chair anymore... hydraulic chamber explosion.

 

shouldn't there be some blood somewhere? This story holds no truth.

 

I think if pieces of metal shot up your ass and the chair fell apart, i doubt you would be in the chair long enough to bleed on it.

 

butt still.... you'd expect to see a bit of it around, no?

 

Umm did they clean the chair for blood before they took a picture?

Maybe it was a clean hit and he bled internally ...

 

Ouch that would suck

 

How the fuck do you sit in it? Looks very odd

 

boys seem more worried about this than the girls

 

kneel on the lower blue pad, curl your legs underneath the top blue pad. Top blue pad is where you bum goes. Just as if you were doing leg curls/extensions.

 

It wouldn't be the first time something exploded in my ass

 

I'll have to look for these exploding chairs at Staples. It would be pleasurable if the setting was turned down a bit, a a few vinyl coated parts would prevent injury.

 

/fixed

 

My old boss use to have one of these.

I fell off it a couple times.