Bad advice thread

Discussion in 'Reality Check' started by Elcoopto, Jan 28, 2009.

  1. Elcoopto

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    Post, recieve bad advice.
     
  2. nb132

    Drunk Batman hates you

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    should i roll a big fattie, grab a qt of rum and go do donuts in front of the cop shop?
    EDIT* while shooting an illegal firearm out the window
     
  3. Elcoopto

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    No, smoke the weed in a pipe. Then chug 9/10 of the rum straight and pour the remainder over your head.
     
  4. nb132

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    what about the donuts, cop shop and firing of illegal weapon out the window? while smoking the joint and drinking the rum
     
  5. Kimvisible

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    Dear Grant,

    I never meet good guys, help

    Love,

    Kimvisible
     
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    I got called in to go back to work for a bit starting tomorrow. What should I do on my last day off?
     
  7. BadAdviceGuy

    listen to me

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    I'll take over from here...

    Those all sound like reasonable options. Say hi to constable Smith for me.
    Have you considered rubbing your vagina on the patients at std clinics?
     
  8. BadAdviceGuy

    listen to me

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    I would reccomend rape and murder.
     
  9. Cracka

    high on lyfe

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    me :wave:


    bad advice: drive on the shoulder of a provincial highway to avoid waiting in traffic..my record is just over 5kms.
     
  10. ~*Ash*~

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    Bad Advice Guy...I really want to go fishing in BC because I know I can catch lots of big fish, but I want to save for other things and it's really expensive to go. How should I get the money to go on this adventure????
     
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    Plan trip for Northern BC and stay with boing :hsugh:
     
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    :lookingforpicsnow: hahahaha
     
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    1. What should I do with my life?

    2. I'm flying to the US in a couple months. What should I do to entertain myself in the airports along the way to my destination?
     
  14. boing

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    That's me in my av, what more do you need to see?
     
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    Should I be a keener and stay late at work tonight?
     
  16. dannyboy

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    I'm unsure of my life path. Guide me El G.
     
  17. Cooper

    FTP

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  18. Pirate32

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    Should I have unprotected sex with a crack whore?
     
  19. Mystik

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    Why not? What could go wrong?
     
  20. Elcoopto

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    Go with boing. Prepare for penetration.
    Ding ding ding.
    1. Become a prostitute.
    2. Try and learn arabic.
    Absolutely not, in fact call your boss a shoddy cuntface.
    Pee on a baby, it is ok he won't remember.
    Find yourself a nice country boy, possibly one with a cavalier and a love of firearms.
     
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    I hurt my pepe last night, what should I do?
     
  23. Elcoopto

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    Cut it off and mail it to Barack Obama.
     
  24. Mystik

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    I took today off from the gym as a recovery day. But it's making me feel lazy. What should I do?
     
  25. Elcoopto

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    Put peanut butter in your girlfriends hair while she sleeps.
     
  26. Mystik

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    Will do. Thanks for the advice, I no longer feel lazy. :bigup:
     
  27. hank

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    Done!

    How should I spend my first day of unemployment?
     
  28. Elcoopto

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    Get a washbasin, mix bleach and drano in it.
     
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    Next time i call in sick to work, what should my excuse be?
     
  30. Elcoopto

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    Sickle Cell.
     
  31. nb132

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    Should I go creep in KLR's yard?
     
  32. Kaylahaha

    It's all good.

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    Be my guest if you'd like to be blown over and covered in freezing rain and snow. :) Haha. If it was warmer out I'd walk over to your place and creep around the outside staring in your winda.
     
  33. Elcoopto

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    No, go right inside.
    Die your hair green.
     
  34. thunder

    my av is me

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    my 2 basketball teams are playing eachother tonight.

    one is the team that won the league last semester, the other is a group of individuals.

    which one should I play for tonight?
     
  35. Elcoopto

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    Run onto the court with a pack of rabit wolverines and stuff the game ball up your ass then tear off your shirt and breastfeed the wolverines.


    AND THE CROWD GOES WILD
     

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