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  1. teal

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    Holy shit. :roflugh:
     
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  2. tribeachpunk

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    Great time of the season to be suspended. I assume one of those teams will have to play the Moose soon, eh?
     
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    25-year-old Philadelphia bicycle courier Rudi Saldia started taking his kitten, MJ, along with him on his deliveries, propping the cat on his shoulders as he navigates the busy streets of Center City.
     
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    does it matter?

    as the song goes You Just can't Stop the Moose
     
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    It doesn't matter to me, no, but if I was on a team in the conference finals, it would certainly

    but you're right, there is no stopping the Moose!
     
  7. Wayne

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    MOOOSE!!
     
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    [video=youtube_share;CO4o302P0js]http://youtu.be/CO4o302P0js[/video]
     
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    I'm getting my fill of boats this week. Hopefully getting of on three ~40 footers tomorrow

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    No such thing as "getting my fill of boats" Cheddar. Racing has finally started this week there goes my Wednesday nights for the next 6 months... Need to book a place for Chester and Marblehead. On a completely unrelated note has anyone heard if rum is going on sale?
     
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    Tomorrow we're taking tartan 34 at 8:30, then running to Miami for some time on a Benateau 40, and then hopefully spend the evening on a tritella 47. Saturday might have time for a quick run on a nacra 17 or impulse 21.

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    "This photograph of a fourth grade "science quiz" went viral last week. I refused to post it until now, because I just couldn't believe it was real.
    Unfortunately, it seems as though it is. Snopes has managed to track down a parent whose daughter was given this quiz, who said:
    "I didn’t know that this was being taught to her until we heard a radio commercial together about the Discover the Dinosaurs exhibit was coming to the TD Convention Center [in Greenville, South Carolina].
    The Commercial starts out, “After 65 million years, the dinosaurs have returned …” She commented immediately that it was only four thousand years ago. When I corrected her, she snapped back, “Were you there?”"
    IFLS, I truly fear for humanity. Read the full article, including the second page of the quiz here: http://bit.ly/12BWKMR"
     
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    Its scary to think in this day and age, whether religious or not, people still think like this
     
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    OMF!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  22. Bean

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    100%...wtf!
     
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    Love the Tartan 34-2s, beautiful boats. Tritella I had to look up. I'm not a fan of the style but probably a pretty nice cruiser. I don't like having a dodger at all so would never consider a hard one. Sounds like a nice trip though, I didn't get to head south this winter. I was supposed to do a delivery on a nice little custom build 92' yawl from Annapolis to Curaçao but the owner decided to just sail his 72 footer that was already there. [/richpeopleproblems]
     
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    WTF!?!?!
     
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    "Comedy Central's new comedy Nathan for You, yesterday afternoon, its star Nathan Fielder wrote a tweet that is quickly destroying parent-child relationships all across America. Fielder tweeted, "Experiment: text your parents 'got 2 grams for $40' then right after 'Sorry ignore that txt. Not for you' Then tweet pic of their response." "

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    More here : http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/what...alflow&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=buzzfeed
     
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    I'm loving theses. :lol:

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    Some days I love the people of Halifax. :lol:


    "Dear Chronicle Herald…
    When a newspaper reports on a missing person, the article usually consists of a photo, a description, details on where the person was last seen, and who to contact with any information. However, this morning The Chronicle Herald posted this article on missing person Reita Louise Jordan. As you can read, the article focuses more on Ms. Jordan’s personal life than on finding her. It is the opinion of many (including myself) that the article dismisses the importance of locating the woman simply because she has battled addiction and engaged in prostitution.

    Thankfully, the local Halifax Twitter folk were not impressed, and they made that known in the best possible way: with snark. It started in the early morning, and continues as I write this at 9 in the evening. Below are some of the best (in my opinion) tweets directed at the Chronicle Herald today:

    From what I can tell, this was the first one:

    From @concreteorange
    Hey @chronicleherald. If I go missing please mention that I whore myself out to small business and that I like a pint or two of craft beer

    And it took off from there..

    From @firecatkitty
    . @chronicleherald I have smoked pot before & I once got pulled over for speeding. Now if I go missing, you’ll have stuff to write about.

    From @Ms__Ginger
    @chronicleherald if I go missing please make sure to tell everyone I masturbate a lot and frequently don’t wear a bra.

    From @realfatapollo
    Dear @chronicleherald, if I go missing please delete my porn folder. It is hidden in the saved games folder in the folder named “Vin Diesel”

    From @ArdathJean
    Hey @chronicleherald if I go missing: I have acquired $3000 in parking related fines since 2009 and I stole a lipstick in 1996.

    From @ClosedFileHFX
    Hey @chronicleherald #ifigomissing Put my picture on beer bottles so that my friends will know to look for me

    From @nataliej2000
    @chronicleherald if I go missing I have unpaid parking tickets, skipped school in grade 10 and don’t look in my second drawer


    From @shjamieson
    .@chronicleherald if I go missing, I want everyone to know this is my natural hair colour.

    From @tealuke
    Hey @chronicleherald, if I go missing please do not mistake me for a suspected terrorist. Also, I like Coors Light much more than I let on.

    From @DebiNoye
    @chronicleherald #ifigomissing I got caught buying a joint when I was in jr high.I talk to my cats & believe they understand.

    From @RyBkr
    Dear @chronicleherald, #ifigomissing, I’m not a woman so you’ll probably not be as sexist or disrespectful to me and my family.

    From @The_Andipants
    Dear @chronicleherald #ifigomissing you’ll probably want to report that I don’t floss every day and one time a stranger called me a dyke.

    From @MegBlumenthal
    Hey @chronicleherald if I go missing please tell the world I used to wear spiked collars and frequent The Commons as a teen

    From @Nicki_Doyle
    Dear @chronicleherald #ifIgomissing note that I buy stupidly expensive underwear but throw it in the dryer with everything else.

    From @Hooberbloob
    Hey @chronicleherald #ifigomissing don’t look for clues in my browser history – that filth gets deleted nightly!

    From @BrynDartCentre
    .@chronicleherald If I go missing, pls oh pls dont forget to mention that I’m a homosexual…cause that’s really what would be important.

    And, because this is my blog, my contributions:

    Hey @chronicleherald, if I go missing, it’s probably relevant that I’ve had sexual fantasies about Jon Stewart, and I’ve kissed a girl. (and I liked it)

    Hey @chronicleherald, I have a mental illness. If I go missing, please don’t read my blog and assume I had a nervous breakdown.

    Dear @chronicleherald, if I go missing, could you tell someone to feed my cat, and don’t look in the box by the bed? Thanks.

    I know there a lot more, and I’m sure I missed some really great ones (and they’re still being posted), so post your favourites in the comments! "
     
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    i have a bad feeling about this flight.

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    So my buddy is selling his car on Kijiji, and figured why not fuck with the scammer.

    (1/2)2009 Lexus IS-F Sedan - Series 2 $42,900.00
    Please tell me if its still available for sale. I will also like to ask you this few

    (2/2)questions: why you're selling it, and are you the first owner? Thanks,Josh Miles

    I picked it up from a police auction for pennies on the dollar and cleaned all the blood out if it. I believe there was a murder suicide in the car, but I don't think it smells too bad. I am firm on price. Thanks!

    (1/3)Sounds good am quite satisfied with your answer's but am not close to you right now cos am out of town due to the nature of my job
    (2/3)more reason i asked you questions on it just to be sure of what am buying and I hope i can trust you with this? As for the price, i
    (3/3)think its good offer,I will have it.I am buying this for my brother as a surprise wedding gift. Regarding pickup,I have a mover
     
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