An email I received from a client...

I don't do this often, well because I value my clients, but this one is too funny.

 

I see your "login to the internet" email, and raise you this second request I recieved. He wanted company logo'd golf balls for a tournament.

And I swear this is 100% unedited, and complete.

 

I had a guy once who wanted to buy a "quanium blue balls" hard drive. (Quantum Fireball)