Am I paranoid? v.faces

I don't know what is but every where I go I see faces

 

it's like they are watching me

 

at the doctor's office, I chose to stand

 

When I was waiting for the ferry

 

I went and peed in the sink instead

 

even my car is laughing at me

 

I went to the museum and this face looks evil

 

I have bathed in 3 weeks

 

and my neighbours fucking house is all over me

 

I can't even enjoy my morning break

 

I thought a treat would make me feel better

 

since that didn't work out I thought I would go for a walk I go to grab my Ball cap

but I am afraid it was going to eat my brain

 

I thought I should bring my cell phone but ...

 

I finally go out but it doesn't stop

 

rep'd

 

I was a little hungry and thristy from the stress of all the faces

a nice glass of coke that will settle me down

 

maybe scramble up some eggs

 

a muffin would be safe






wrong again

 

I am always suppossed to be eating fresh fruit



not today though

 

the President always makes good choices


oMG even he is out to get me

 

so I make myself a sub everything is going well and then when I go to tak eteh first bite I see it's possessed by a tortoise

 

and my tea wasn't sinister but it look so sad I couldn't drink it

 

I am starving here



oh wait I have an idea

 

I go out to fire up the BBQ

 

after the fright of teh scary BBQ I decide that I need to get away I call up my buddy Trump and we fly to his golf course but ...





that is not for me

 

Thanks Ingy. Now I will notice faces everywhere I go.

 

so it's not just me

 

It was until now.

 

there are a lot more here

http://facesinplaces.blogspot.com/

 

what are u laughing at

 

Looking at all thoes pictures of "faces" made me laugh.

 

I see stuff like that all the time, and I'm not even looking for it. i just see it