Alberta needs better birth control

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  1. CoupeDeVille

    illest mofo in a cardigan

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    Check out some of the "distinctive" names Albertan parents gave their kids in 2008
    http://www.edmontonsun.com/News/Alberta/2009/02/13/8383606.html
     
  2. Duggan

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    I love that people named their kids after 300, also, Delorian is badass.
     
  3. CoupeDeVille

    illest mofo in a cardigan

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    Whoever named their kid Gonzo was probably such a huge Hunter S. Thompson fan that they overlooked this:

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    That poor kid.
     
  4. TheDirtyFresh

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    Tyranny??? I mean there are some retarded names on that list, but Tyranny... You are right my friend, some sterilization should've occurred there.
     
  5. CoupeDeVille

    illest mofo in a cardigan

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    And let's not forget "Natorious", a mis-spelled version of a word largely used to describe criminals :lol:
     
  6. dpwu32

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    Xerxes :bowdown:
     
  7. Bean

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    Horrible names
    :eek3:
     
  8. ingress

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    I like Jetaime
     
  9. arsehole

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    the fuck...
     
  10. CoupeDeVille

    illest mofo in a cardigan

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    For anyone who doesn't know, "Rexall" is the name of a large pharmacy chain in the west. So, sort of like naming your kid "Lawtons" :eek3:
     
  11. billybob

    The Schooner, the better.

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    Wirelessly posted (BlackBerry7130e/4.1.0 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1 VendorID/126)

    Awesome. :bowdown:
     
  12. thunder

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    Random, but apparently the rates of abortions were similar to the rates of newborns last year... I'll get the actual numbers next time I talk to a friend... but thats just really nutso.
     
  13. Canuck

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    whaat really???

    I wonder if they have odd names as well? :o
     
  14. PitBull

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    Natorious... :lukelol:
     
  15. Miss Shawty

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    Didnt britney spears name her kid Apple ...in 2008 though.
     
  16. Arod

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    Ahhhh no...That would be Gwyneth Paltrow in like 2004
     
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  17. Leviathan

    It's all in your mind....

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    I like "Taffy".
     
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    Napoleon:lol:
     
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    wrong... unless something has really changed.

    in 2005 there was around 41000 births and 11000 abortions.
     
  20. Ron Mexico

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    everyone will soon be named Ethan
     
  21. Chris

    Sandbar..anywhere better?

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    Looking at the names.. (and not being racist..).. but I'm wondering how many of that list were caucasion.
     
  22. watcha

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    I'm going to name my kids after the 7 dwarfs...

    or my favorite resturants

    or my favorite sporting goods.

    or my favorite foods

    for my fiirst boy:
    name: Bicycle
    Girl: Pizza.


    :rolleyes:
    man people are messed up
     

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