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HAHA
ughh, fuuuuuucccccckkkkk.
it was HUGE..
seriously, this is a sit in the shower time of day..
fuck.
Save a stretcher, ride a medic.
HAHA
ughh, fuuuuuucccccckkkkk.
it was HUGE..
seriously, this is a sit in the shower time of day..
fuck.
That's how Grant gets rid of his boozy hangover.
He has a "super shower." Turns the shower on hot and sits in it for a while.
Save a stretcher, ride a medic.
hahahaha i did that for five minutes but then I couldn't breathe
why get so drunk when you're only going to pay for it the next day?
Die in a fire.
In fifteen years of boozing I've been good and hung over a grand total of once. I can't imagine going through it every single time - there's something sadomasochistic about it.
I didn't mean to....haha.
schooner is just too good...
but when I realized I was too drunk, I bought water...
I also did a shot of water because someone tried to buy me a shot so I asked for a shot of water hahahaha
I hate waking up drunk
Please Mistress, may I have another?
haha.
ugh.
I think it's because I mixed ...I drank wine before I went out..haha.
ever notice how after a huge poop while you're hung over, you feel much better
<3
No, but I hope you washed your hands afterwards. And the wall, and the floor, and...
Craig I've seen you drink some crazy concoctions. I've also shared them. Remember the beer/jello shot in a measuring cup with a chocolate buttercream frosting chaser?
If I have to explain it, you don't understand
Which time was that? :P I never said I didn't drink, I just don't get sick from it the next day.
I had a great poop this morning. Which is pretty exciting when you're me.
Dipper: I feel like Thunders vagina is my best friend and I've never even met it.
Dave's birthday. I made the Jeep cake for that party!Originally Posted by RoryTate
I think that's the year the carpet in the office got ruined by someone's blue drink. Oh, and I may have almost broken your back.
If I have to explain it, you don't understand
I feel like dying. I've spent most of my day either laying in bed sleeping, sitting on the toilet, or sitting in the tub/shower.
This is actually the first time I've ventured out to the living room all day.
Drink lots of fluids.
Save a stretcher, ride a medic.
I've been trying, but it's hard to drink when you're sleeping lol
actually It was pretty clean, although I almost threw up from the smell.. fucking booze poops
My cousin was almost 20 before he learned that girls really do poop, and burp and everything else.
I mean jeez, what do they think? It just builds up inside of us and comes out is spurts of bitchyness??
~ We are all self made...but only the successful admit it. ~
My cousin was almost 20 before he learned that girls really do poop, and burp and everything else.
Did he not go to school or something?
"I'm very comfortable with my farts. Even eating them." - Thunder
dear craig
the whole week garett and i were staying with you last December i was to embarrassed to take a shit in your apartment bathroom. as a result i effed up a lot of public restrooms in montreal.
but what i really should have done is pay you back for the canada day weekend in baddeck
I'm so glad my wife doesn't poop. Man that would be gross as fuck.
Uh yeah, you should have.
Even apples poop.
shitting while hungover generally increases my hangover due to smell.
"Life is like a snowball. The important thing is finding wet snow and a really long hill."
Pooping releases endorphins! I find anything that produces endorphin release when hungover makes me feel better.
Dipper: I feel like Thunders vagina is my best friend and I've never even met it.
I feel drunk as can be, yes, on a sunday. My typing is good but my balance is waaaaaaaaaay off. Time for lady.
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